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Kerry/Edwards Go Down in Flaming Defeat
Seems to be catching: Smoking Craters Found in Democratic House, Senate ---
Democratic pooch reports: “They screwed me!”
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Kerry has called and conceded the presidential election to George W. Bush.
Yes, I’d like to say that again for the benefit of all of the leftists in the world: George W. Bush is still the president of the United States.
We don’t know, and probably will never know, what was said in that conversation, but I like to think it sounded something like this:
Kerry: You won. I hate you.
Bush: Screw you, horse-face!
*click!*
I have a few memos I’d like to dash off (for a memo can never be penned, written or scribed, but must always be “dashed off”) to some of the glitterati and illiterati of the world who, when it comes to the Left, seem to be the same people.
The Hollywood Left: Some day you will learn that just because your voice is louder does not mean it is wiser. In the case of Cameron Diaz, this applies in exponents.
Bruce Springsteen: Lost in the USA… I have… Lost in the USA…
John Kerry: I think you ran a fairly honorable campaign (by leftist standards). You had three big problems, though: Your record, your wife and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth. Mostly the latter though. God bless those truth-telling riverboat men from bygone days. And just as an aside, maybe now you can go get some kind of balm or ointment to put on those memories that have been "seared - SEARED!"
John Edwards: I hope this is God’s righteous punishment on you for suing all those doctors and hospitals. You're the worst kind of politician: a proven leech. Take your licks and go try to do something useful to society. You could start by giving the money back, but I know you won’t.
Michael Moore: You sorry, sorry little man… your pathetic movie failed to unseat the president. I’m sure, however, that you’re hard at work on the next whine-fest. My suggestion for a title: Farenwhine 11/04: The Date at Which the Democratic Party Catches Fire and Crashes Into the Ground.
Finally, a closing message to France, Germany, Spain and every other half-assed nation that thought it’s opinion of who we should elect president carries any weight whatsoever:
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And finally,
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